Scandal by a teacher who tells his students aged 7 to Papa Noel does not exist
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According to the morning show "strict family values"
//... The llamita of illusion never turns off with malignancy ...//
In its online edition, the English newspaper Telegraph reveals a touching story in which a professor desalmada pros substitute, "denied their students the existence of Santa Claus, despite all evidence pointing in the opposite direction. The Satan was sent away, not only dared to question the existence of prohombre sympathetic, but told them that their infant gifts were placed by their own parents (male and female), in the tree of magic and good wishes. At least well described the traumatic revelation of small victims to their parents. The parents more responsible asked the head of the professor for his heresy, but the seed of evil is already planted in small. Anybody who controls educate our children?
According to "nihilism without God"
That //...! beard does not burn, melt, sépanlo guys!, As the false idol of wax is built ...//
English newspaper The Telegraph, notes that a substitute teacher in a primary school was honest with his students and abolished the myth of "Papa Noel" before the astonished gaze of their conformist pupils aged 7. Small alcahuetes were lloriqueando and told them all to their parents. In turn, these gullible bourgeois increparon the director in charge of the establishment of spreading false values in young people. In addition, Mrs charge of education gave them another bath of harsh reality to the young dreamers, to confirm that their own parents were in charge of putting gifts commercial in the tree, which serves as a repository of such a fraudulent imposed by tradition to society.
According to "The last thread Morning"
//...!! Jo, Jo, Jooo! kids cry, cry !!...//
Is it no longer means the English humor? A professor of collective hysteria unleashed their students for seven years when they enrostró that "Papa Noel", better known as the "fat of the gifts" in the western world did not exist. The classroom was soon transformed into a sea of tears unhappy with the declaration of the profession. The illusion of the kids was buried, but surely the parents are responsible for introducing new mentirita the pious. Apparently, the likeable character, which attack all the chimneys on December 24 at night, with unusual speed and greater presición a escruchante summer, it will no longer be responsible for the gifts, but the folks who should pay for caprichitos babies those. The teacher, a little Turra incidentally, I was right to the kids a hard lesson in how the consumer society. The authorities of the school, with wisdom, gave the January 6 as a day off to the educators, we estimate that, you should not have children.
The economic crisis hits the competitions: prizes increasingly squalid
//... Buy now participates in a great contest after ...//
Competitions with prizes punishment
Yesterday Sunday orthogonal walked down the streets of central Buenos Aires. The most quiet went circumventing buskers and doing the best pair bullfighting passes evade the thousands of distribution of brochures and promotions. (density: approximately 15 per block). OOOOOLEEE!, Bypassing a boy who wanted to give me 5 ballots for the price of one, jeje, Again: a great pivot on the side of the village, everything to avoid this chiquilla with few reliable packet of shampoo. Needless to talk when I mentioned a sign of the horoscope, because there comes the mangazo! Vade retro! I occupy my hands, with a cell phone and the other holding my backpack in vain. But of course, one always ends up falling in the hands of reliable and cared for a promoter, for example, a company known for semi-squeezed juices. Not because, but I did it: Between the Internet, you let these smugglers data up my blood and I am not to cap the win fabulous MP4 with pantallita of 2 inches. Certainly this was the first prize, is the second? an incredible MP3, while the bronze was rewarded with an impressive headphones (2 were clarified). There just is not the thing, at least where I live, the competitions are getting paid less, rather roñosos to define them accurately. A multimillion-dollar enterprise of soda (Need I name it?, It is not Pepsi), to sell its sugar-free version, took out a contest where the prize of chapitas was "impressive" discounts of between 5 and an improbable 50 percent in different shops, clear that there were other awards, something more interesting, but less likely to obtain, as a department to build. That's not all: the awards are increasingly squalid, as the company has fewer resources. Sometimes some "entrepreneurs" opt for a marketing strategy somewhat macabre: the unsuspecting participant must fill out surveys that leave little room to give their opinion. Example: "I trust the company because chantalex .... A) is chantalex quality b) chantalex on offers better service c) chantalex is my reason to continue living-o-d) is not, I prefer to think of another option (by not participating 0 km.)
/ / .. We hope that will never happen ...//
Given the evident crisis of the competitions, it's poor Galician store my neighborhood is understandable. For this Christmas, Don Manuel offers a free tombola, whenever you take something, they engaged in an emotional draw that runs from 000 to 999, competís by a beautiful set of Pan dulce (without fruit), nougat (soft-yolk without more), confectionery (two colors) and a very sad assortment of nuts "with inner life", as I said Manolito, the friend Mafalda.
Coupons also devalued
What to say about the coupons?. Ah! these wonderful pieces of paper with which the proletarian companion could gain access to the benefits of capitalism, once unattainable, like a mini bag of popcorn or a discount on a second entrance to the cinema. Those days of sunshine appear to have come to an end today, and t he same coupons are so many restrictions that we must consult with a lawyer and two accountants prior to use, since it is in danger of becoming indebted. "This coupon is not valid for the central branch, only valid from 1 to 2 pm. in the halls of the manufacturing area, south ". is an example, but even we must be filled with gratitude for this incredible offer, in other cases there are coupons that say something like "A sachet of ketchup free on any purchase above 70 euros", sorry but I stay with my intelligence. As for the books today, better donate to charity any campaign based on recycled paper. There is no better benefit than helping others, something we also know the big companies to make their tax accounting.
The 5 fewer original ideas to start a blog (cases of virtual life)
//... It is not our guru, but it seems much ...//
Not that these ideas will ensure your failure, no. Every blogger knows that consistency, perseverance and especially the ideas, are key to undertaking any project that seeks to endure. But go to appease our anxiety unstoppable, prensacanalla investigated, with total apathy, to bring you the following quintet of cases that purport to be an illuminating guide to the least original ideas for your blog. The following stories are examples of virtual life.
1 - "I have a blog on technology," said Diego Ocurrenti a good day, a day that felt particularly inspired, unfortunately unaware that the Ocurrenti item, so interesting, proliferating at a pace faster than the indiscriminate felling of forests. Ocurrenti refused to accept that his unbridled ambition was not enough to boost thrown into a world already overcrowded. "But I have initiative and I am going to find the return to the matter", that was a month ago. Unfortunately, Ocurrenti received a good dose of harsh reality, your blog technology, entitled "super world news tech news blog", failed miserably, to the point that in recent days and even cut and beaten, while wondering if the world had conspired to ignore their creativity. Ocurrenti today has a successful blog of paleontology and Egyptology very popular.
//... Estrenamos our original section of the Five things ...//
2 - "You are!, I'm going to start a blog to help other blogger to do theirs," Anita Codiciosi not clear who was raised as a vocation of humanitarian service, but as a valid means to embrace the fame and knead fortune. Unfortunately, the inordinate fondness for Anita by profit, took her quickly to turn your blog, which he titled "truquitos for promoting your blog and stop work in another and," in a phosphorescent billboard ad that made your page unseaworthy. Our enterprising young man was still their own councils and this seemed the most sensible, but to the public, little by the way, did not like the idea of clicking on 5 occasions in order to view a text, which really was a link with advertising toward the boards , That if, if one is reluctant to buy viagra pills of dubious provenance, we returned to the home page. After abandon the idea, Anita is an active participant in forums to help people with real problems.
3 - "Now you!, A blog to download the latest movies and software of all kinds," said Max Ladronardi excited, perhaps unaware that such files already had a creative, to make matters worse, already held the rights to use the themselves. A bad day, our champion of free knowledge, awoke from his hallucination invaded by the forces of law and order in your own room, and you know what?, In the worst moment (no, not everything is sex, wait ). Ladronardi was with his computer, in full fatigues, going up the last of Shrek, was also not a Robin Hood software, because maximum profit by advertising, according to him to "cover operating expenses." Life is always another chance, and Ladronardi writes a blog on criminal law from a comfortable prison service Turkish flag.
//... I had nothing to do, but I found the original ...//
4 - "So, I am writing a blog and news curiosisades crazy," thought Ernest Weird. Unfortunately, the project that Ernest pergenió coincided with that of many bloggers, who with great dedication and effort and took news of the mass media. And not only of the News bizarre as this kind of news also abounds in sections tougher as entertainment or politics. The blog Weird would be "crazy world", a big name clear, but was already registered in most countries from recognizing the United Nations. It was then that Ernest abandoned his idea before you begin. Today writes on a page of mathematical theories and other sciences.
//...¿ Bizarre or inspiring? Images can be more exciting that the ideas of others ...//
5 - "Enough, I'm tired of thinking!, The better I write what happens in my life, and I complain of everything," said Rosana is egotism, with satisfactory cynicism. "I'm going to tell the world what happens to me every day, my feelings, my ideas of life," he went on thinking. But unfortunately, the views on the life of Rosana were divided: she seemed very interesting, the rest of the world no. In fact, the indifference global credit with a number zero visits to the blog. Rosana was hard to count their inconsequential fights with her boyfriend, how she cried when his poor little cat died, and so on. But above all exercised their right to claim as anyone else. His standing complaints about public transport, taxes and the reprehensible conduct of the men buried their fate. Roxy no longer writes any blogs, and devotes his time to those most in need, as an active member of Oxfam.
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Simple, because our system, the leader in a neighborhood of Punta Arenas and the Antarctic Marambio base, gives you all the tools for you to be the envy of every blogger. My blog is cute, ugly or more or less?, All the answers to help you maximize and enhance your page as never before. Of course the advice that we offer are not borne by the author of this blog, so I am sobrecalificado, since I read a book over the last five years and was not above self. So, I called for it to a cousin, although he was unjustly deprived of his liberty during the past nine years, now wants to pay his debt to society with a community service: to become a brand new "analyst blogs" and of right. His experience as a robber from subway station (subway) is not greater than that of his acumen and skills of observation. My blog must have a white or another color?, All this and much more will respond nuetro new expert, Maximo Garquetti: The only able to take as many visits to your blog as a prison cell where he stayed end of follow their advice literally.
Research freak: Wonderboy ¿hero or villain?
//... on the image you can appreciate the amount of hammers exhorbitante insurgents ...//
Trying to put a blanket of light on the mysteries of the universe, our research aims to start with issues involved, those things that society can not ignore. Wonderboy: hero or villain?. Will address two key issues remaining in the mystery.
After 22 years of suffering to our women to operate our blonde buddy, it is worth questioning about the incredible ability to develop our sisters, cousins and / or friends to manipulate the little hero bombachas green. Then we wonder where the hell expected to save the Wonderboy such as hammers useful to annihilate its enemies?, Which by the way, most bugs are harmless, helpless before the vile attack on boy wonder.
//... Expert in breaking eggs. Is the origin of sympathy for the female character ?...//
To the first question, it is easy to fall into the above scenario. Some say that the skill with a blonde female is that the character is a true expert in breaking the eggs, though most theories misóginas risking the unhealthy idea that, in truth, the skill required to overcome the difficult obstacles that the proposed venture, in reality they are not a real stumbling block but a real huevada not impossible to overcome. Unless you are suffering from any physical or central nervous system.
//... Recalling the South American soccer fans before the arbitrator's ruling unfavorable ...//
As for the hammers, this rudimentary tool caught a giant egg: Is it essential for the survival of our pudgy adventurer, (seriously: I'm not jealous of that son of a bitch) If you ask any girl over 20 you have almost surely will tell you that it is very important, but that her female intuition is sufficient to cope with the various pests that swarm in the different screens. (Snails, bees, jumping octopus and other creatures psychotropic), of course without the matillitos. Another mystery: What is saved this boy, who can cross the ice barefoot, his inexhaustible supply of weaponry?, Some argue that his bombachón green, where it is at most a martillito, owns a pocket-conditioning especially, with properties of objects materialize . But that theory was accepted only in recovery centers for addiction to hard drugs in Japan. In contrast, in the circles of male video game players, a strong rumor circulating that in reality capacities Wonderboy has a rectal incalculable where hides its unique tool, but it seems more a phrase that is born of mistrust. Those who wakes us this small armed offender and dining on fruit, that stole the hearts and minds of our women more than two decades ago. Bah! going! I also confess that I played, but I could never hurt those poor snails, so stupid and innocent, preferring to die of hunger, read "no vitality," before these botellón eat milk, or kill myself, staying motionless beneath a stalactite so geometrically as pointed justice.
New section: Research freak
We are inspired by some journalists aguerridos "research". Those brave "journalists" who do not hesitate to denounce the sellers of sausages and other buskers as they deserve it: appealing to the most courageous resources, such as a webcam hidden, to eradicate these evils of society who are trying to give sustenance to their families the expense of those trying to meet their tax obligations.
//... Our blonde character shall be subjected to the relentless microscope of prensacanalla ...//
For this reason we launched a series of investigations that are of concern to society. A look deeply and truly reflective of our time. I wanted to start the cycle with something "strong" Therefore, in our next post we offer: Where do you draw the Wonderboy its ammunition martillitos?.
We hope their participation and their complaints so that we can investigate with the unforgiving that characterizes us.
To understand women: Tips to appease his bad character
In our supplement for women, we begin, as appropriate, with a service to men (perhaps for women): Understand the women (A hard approximation)
Symbol //... female ...//
The famous German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, once identified the woman as the "most noble of domestic animals" and a sentence may seem very flattering, even the most sensible, coming from such a genius. But even this superman-somewhat embittered by the way, was dazzling once by the spells of female Lou Salome, a forerunner of the kind of woman that is known today as a groupie. Of course, the Friedrich simpatiquísimo is not the type best suited for giving us this advice, because he does not understand or even to his own sister.
That is why we are heterogeneous based on the wisdom that can only be acquired through experience, observation of the tragedies of others, reading their blogs and empathy. Finally we're going to use their own tools, this is one of the less noble, but no less valid: intuition.
Having said all this circumlocution introductory, my dear fellow, I invite you to enjoy this very important approach to a mystery that has revealed to science for ever and ever, and that prensacanalla proudly present: "Understanding the women (A hard approximation). "
Tips to appease women
Our titanic task should begin to know the weaknesses of the opposite sex in order to attack. This does not mean to attack them, no, not so gross, wait!, I mean pleasant to deal with their feelings and make them feel comfortable.
The best tactics to please a female in the best shape:
- Ask about his remarkable drop in weight. A question that does not fail always was, is and will be: Are you thinner?. Even in the case of a woman well into in calories, (say of about 135 kilos, for example), I think, believe it or not but fingirá believe it. His ego would never allow such special discern his physical condition and at least them with doubt and we are expected to seriously wonder what I say?, To which we must insist on our knightly mentirita.
- "You got right." This sentence is the end of every discussion in a couple represents the highest standard and intellectual achievement for them. Being right means to take over our mistakes in order to reaffirm their identity, admoniciosa in nature. Getting the right even can cause a kind of "mental orgasm," which of course clouds a few seconds, its already limited ability to reason. Such moments of ecstasy cerebral use should be made to achieve our objectives male, who can go from street to be a damn time, until its unconditional pardon for any of the serious misunderstandings that we may have committed, of course unintentionally.
- Follow "got right." You can present the case that women are objects with a "but why not me as the crazy eeeh!", Depending on the extent of the interrogation they make, you must exercise their right to vehemence, completely denying its role of victim and, if necessary, explain that their mood swings have nothing to do with their level of sanity.
//...¿ It is not adorable? This sympathetic friend we can save more of a headache ...//
- Gift a toy or a little person like that. Nothing, but no other product can have better cost-benefit to us. For a modest sum, we can buy in any store of trinkets and cachivaches a precious peluchín. Should be preferred animal with one side of pelotudo, of course it must be male, and where possible, dog. All this because the peluchito us!, Although they do not believe it yourself, the dog indicated its fourth our presence while we are doing our quiet life. Must be stupid face, not only because of the tenderness that arouses, but because it gives them the assurance that we are unable to arouse his jealousy, always Otel. Choose Dog because he is faithful and lap, qualities highly valued by the weaker sex.
This is all in our first delivery to the next more secrets to this new section.
Clarification: Women's offensive comments will be considered merely a reinforcement of the title that begins this article
Publicist
The old advertising //... had to be more effective in instigating its use to prevent recurrence of their craft. It is also the product easier to sell ...//
Publicist: Be extremely miserable maliciously involved in the decision of a person, cloud their ability to choose what is best for him, for the benefit of something that obviously does not need, nor need in almost any case.
2. Mercenary is offered as a vehicle to sell the public products whose makers doubt its necessity, the more creative and abstract is propaganda, but the product is unnecessary, while a warning about the care of drinking water a poster will be exhibited bicolor for 8 seconds.
3. Individuo that profits with the need to hope for the people and their less lofty sentiments, as the envy and the herd instinct. A publicist often resort to emotion to sell life insurance, landscapes oxygenates to sell snuff, fear for vaccination campaigns very costly, to the libido of youngsters to promote male deodorant, to false promises for political campaigns already thin women to sell yogurt less tasty.
4. Being devoid of creativity involved in the production of small fictions, often linear, which aims to sell one or more products.
Windows Vista is better than Windows 7
Redmond, USA, July 4 2010
//... The old and outdated view is still the favorite of all ...//
It seems that the new Microsoft operating system, Windows 7 has not conformed to eager consumers much of the operating system of the window. The windows 7 and awakens the harshest criticisms of many computer users. Apparently, buyers, who came to make long queues of up to 23 kilometers in the United States and Europe, to get the precious box with your license, now and always preferred his old faithful Windows Vista. The light is used almost universally known after the aggressive advertising campaign introduced last year by Microsoft, urging shoppers to replace their obsolete Windows XP, causing irreparable injuries in the hard disks of users who had not bought Upgrade to screen 2.0. The Vista, with 99 per cent of the global market, refuses to be replaced by his successor. Among the factors that brought the gurus of computers accessed by our environment are the following:
- Price: The 1750 U.S. dollars to be disbursed by the "medium basic home edition," (the standard), are not compatible with the pockets of the middle class. However since Redmond is preparing a version "starter" without the touchscreen interface, the star of the new operating system. It also prepares the "Third world edition," aimed at "emerging markets", this edition does not have the Internet browser or music player (sold separately). “Third world edition” carece de los drivers para teclado y sólo puede ser utilizada de 12 a 15 hs., con un código que se descarga tras rellenar un sencillo formulario que consiste en cinco páginas de datos personales.
- Problemas en la interfaz touchscreen : La principal novedad del nuevo Windows presentó algunos problemas. Como cuando los usuarios querían hacer “doble click” (patentado por Microsoft). El sistema se colgaba y pedía usar teclado. Además el hecho de desembolzar 900 dólares para adquirir uno de los únicos monitores compatibles con esta tecnología, los “microsoft termal touch”, no alentaron a muchos usuarios.
- La interfaz “Aero” consume menos recursos que la nueva interfaz “Sky”: Para poder correr la nueva interfaz gráfica se debe tener un equipo realmente poderoso. Como mínimo un Pentium 7 turbo, con placa de video nvidia eleven, un conjunto que ronda lo 1000 dólares. De todas formas se puede usar la interfaz “3.11 for workgroup”, más convencional y aburrida, pero que corre en casi todos los sistemas actuales.
//...Dudas que genera el nuevo SO...///
Nuevo competidor: Al mítico windows le ha salido a dar batalla un duro rival. El nuevo terminal de Apple “Imac MultiColor Design” (IMC), no sólo viene en 32 colores distintos, sino que incorpora un teléfono celular con marcado por pensamiento. El aparato ya fue presentado en Japón y llegará en unos meses a Estados Unidos y Europa. Posiblemente lo tengamos en Latinoamérica en unos 6 años.
Cinco cosas que no debes hacer en tu blog para triunfar
//...símbolo idolatrado por la mayoría de las etnias blogger.../
En el caso de que quieras saborear las mieles del éxito web y alcanzar fama mundial, como sólo tu puedes lograrlo, debes evitar los típicos vicios en los que, no se porqué, la mayoría de los autores de blogs incurren una y otra y otra vez, esto es lo que definitivamenete NO debes hacer:
-Incluir contenido propio en tu web: ¡Craso error!, este tipo de estrategía rara vez funciona , (prueba de ello es la actual crisis de visitas que injustamente padece este hermoso blog), sólo te traerá quebraderos de cabeza y un surmenaje que ni te digo, evita la creatividad, eso es para gente con trastornos obsesivos y otras patologias maníacas, recuerda tu verdadera escencia, “cortar y pegar”, en base a lo cual podes hacer algún interesante aporte como “miren que bueno lo que salió en tal lugar”, eso si, siempre puedes omitir mencionar ese “tal lugar”, no es lo más honesto, lo sabes, pero hay una honestidad en tu interior, la tu corazon blogero que sigue siendo honesto consigo mismo, ¿entiendes como funciona?, ser fiel a tu verdadera naturaleza es la mejor forma de alcanzar lo que quieres. Alguién dijo que “robar a uno es plagio, pero robar a muchos es investigación”, el blogger es en su esencia un gran y verdadero investigador.
- Cuidar la ortografía y la gramática castellana: Todavía existen aquellos maniáticos de los buenos modales y otros convencionalismo que no llevan a nada. Hoy en día, con la aparición de las nuevas tecnologías y la consecuente desaparición del lenguaje, por lo menos el nuestro, no es necesario ocuparse de algo tan banal como el uso correcto del lenguaje y demás majaderias. Lo fundamental es mantenerse al corriente de las nuevas tendencias lingüísticas (perdón que use diéresis), una buena forma de empezar es observar los nuevos usos del famoso SMS en nuestros teléfonos celulares.
- Moderarse en el uso de publicidad como adsense y otros : ¿qué?, ¿es que acaso no sabes que no hay peor enemigo del éxito que la timidez?, cuando se trata de blogs, jamás debes dejar llevarte por actitudez tan perniciosas como la reflexión y el autocontrol, eso sólo te conducirá, y en el mejor de los casos, a convertirte en un , !No lo pienses más! ¿a que esperás para poner ese recuadro de 960×600 en el lugar más destacado de tu post? (texto previamente copiado y pegado por favor). Aclaración: El mejor lugar suele ser despues de los puntos suspensivos y antes de la revelación, que también puede ser tapada por avisos si no se hace el debido click, o sea, siguiendo el estilo de los grandes medios triunfadores.
- Preocuparse indebidamente por el diseño: si bien la moda de los colores fluo y las remeras con tu propio nombre estampado y una flecha apuntando hacia tus genitales, seguro me caen tan cursis como a ti, debo enterarte que no ríge la misma regla para los blogs: aqui, por el contrario, se debe atender a la alegría que sólo da el contraste de colores chillones, ese toque personal que sólo puede darle una foto escatológica de un fenómeno circense, o la sutileza de un párrafo entero tachado. Dicen que el fondo blanco es algo sacrosanto para una página web digna, ¿pero porqué no darle una oportunidad a ese verde loro tan hipnótico? sobre todo en combinación con un alegre marroncito pastel. Los triunfadores de esta película son los que se animaron a innovar en serio.
- Olvidarse de contar tus cosas personales más irrelevantes: Porque piensas que la vida de tu cachorrito a nadie debe de interesarle, te interesa a ti, ¿no es cierto?, tan sólo por eso debe de ser de grán interes para toda la humanidad, lo tuyo es un servicio y deberián estarte agradecidos con miles y miles de comentarios, igual de maravillosos y significantes que tu post. Conságrate al egoismo de pensar que los acontecimientos de tu hastiosa vida deben ser retratados para las futuras generaciones, no dejes de poner la foto de tu primer dientito caído, no dejes de inmortalizar la tierna caconia de tu mascota. Los blogs son un medio maravilloso y la oportunidad te persigue.
Fuente: Gran Gurú De Losblogger
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